Today I will share with you some of the jokes I have heard over the last week. They have all made me laugh. Here it goes:
What do Billy the Kid and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A middle name.
Archaeologists have found what they believe to be the body of Marco Polo. It was found at the bottom of a swimming pool…………..blindfolded.
A bear walks into a bar and says “give me a gin and………………….tonic
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks……..
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt “crummy”!!!
That should be enough for today. Will post more later. I hope each and everyone one of you have a day filled with laughter!