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Some fun jokes

Today I will share with you some of the jokes I have heard over the last week.  They have all made me laugh.   Here it goes:

What do Billy the Kid and Winnie the Pooh have in common?  A middle name.

Archaeologists have found what they believe to be the body of Marco Polo. It was found at the bottom of a swimming pool…………..blindfolded.

A bear walks into a bar and says “give me a gin and………………….tonic.” The barman asks “Why the big pause?” The Bear replies “born with them, I guess.”

What do you call a guy who never farts in public?  A private tutor.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks……..

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt “crummy”!!!

That should be enough for today.  Will post more later.   I hope each and everyone one of you have a day filled with laughter!