Monthly Archives: March 2013

Scanday Morning

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On the way to have some scans (looking for bones and cats — I could have told them she has bones and no cats on the phone! — and a chat with a doctor or three. Exciting updates all day (I’m just going to be sitting there)!

Vanna, I’d like to buy a vowel.

My BooBooBooB has a booboo.  I am calling it my BooBooBooBBooBoo.  Poo!  As you can see, I bought an “O”.  Yes I actually have a spot that has decided to show its ugly head.  The other night I said “Hey Scott, come and look at this.”  (He is my nurse after all.)  “Hmmmmm looks like a spot”  So we decided to leave it alone and look at it in the morning.

Morning comes and you guessed it, the spot did not disappear.  So I called the surgeon and BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH go see my primary care physician, BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH, find an appointment buddy, BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH, you have a skin ulcer, BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH……….Didn’t think you needed to hear the boring details.  I have a skin ulcer.  It is on the right breast which is now definitely not my favorite of the two.  We are not sure how it formed, but needs to be treated with basic wound care, Bacitracin and bandages.  Yucky.

Scott comes home from work and I say, “Hey honey!  Guess what you get to do!  Along with stripping the drain tube and measuring the output you get to take care of my skin ulcer.”    I don’t think the last part of the previous statement was exactly what he had in mind when I said the whole hey honey, guess what you get to do part.

As I am being ministered to, I looked at Scott and said “You know, some couples just have drinks before dinner.”

 

Some fun jokes

Today I will share with you some of the jokes I have heard over the last week.  They have all made me laugh.   Here it goes:

What do Billy the Kid and Winnie the Pooh have in common?  A middle name.

Archaeologists have found what they believe to be the body of Marco Polo. It was found at the bottom of a swimming pool…………..blindfolded.

A bear walks into a bar and says “give me a gin and………………….tonic.” The barman asks “Why the big pause?” The Bear replies “born with them, I guess.”

What do you call a guy who never farts in public?  A private tutor.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks……..

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt “crummy”!!!

That should be enough for today.  Will post more later.   I hope each and everyone one of you have a day filled with laughter!